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Sunday, March 13, 2011
Translation into Texan of some
common California euphemisms...
In California: | Means in Texas: |
Diversity/Lifestyle Choice | Sinful and Perverted |
Arsenal of Weapons | Gun Collection |
Delicate Wetlands | Swamp |
Undocumented Worker | Illegal Alien |
Cruelty-Free Materials | Polyester |
Assault and Battery | Attitude Adjustment |
Heavily Armed | Well-protected |
Narrow-minded | Righteous |
Taxes or Your Fair Share | Coerced Theft |
Commonsense Gun Control | Gun Confiscation Plot |
Illegal Hazardous Explosives | Fireworks or Stump Removal |
Nonviable Tissue Mass | Unborn Baby |
Equal Access to Opportunity | Socialism |
Multicultural Community | High Crime Area |
Fairness /Social Progress | Marxism |
Upper Class or "The Rich" | Self-Employed |
Progressive, Change | Big Government Scheme |
Homeless or Disadvantaged | Bums/Welfare Leeches |
Sniper Rifle | Scoped Deer Gun |
Investment For the Future | Higher Taxes |
Healthcare Reform | Socialized Medicine |
Extremist,/Judgmental/Hater | Conservative |
High Capacity Magazine | Standard Mag |
Religious Zealot | Church-going |
Fair Trade Coffee | Overpriced Yuppie Coffee |
Exploiters or "The Rich" | Employed/Land Owner |
The Gun Lobby | NRA Members |
Assault Weapon | Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine) |
Fiscal Stimulus | New/Higher Taxes |
Same Sex Marriage | Legalized Perversion |
The Economist h/t Kirby
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